Party on the Circle Line will give you the spins

By Kate Livesey • May 31st, 2008 • Category: News

There are more than 7,000 “confirmed guests” for a massive Underground booze-up to mark the last day of legal drinking on the Tube. The party, which has been arranged by various social networking sites like Facebook and Wadja, will start tonight at Liverpool Street station.

Attendees of “London Underground’s Last-Ever Party” are encouraged to dress up in their finest threads for this “high-glamour, weird-ass shindig”. Revellers are meeting up on the second-to-last carriage clockwise on the Circle Line, starting with the first train after 9 pm to arrive at Liverpool Street.

The booze-ban, part of Boris Johnson’s fascist crackdown on anti-social behaviour, will go into effect on Sunday. Anyone caught quaffing alcohol on buses, the Underground, or the DLR may be kicked off.

Mr. Johnson claims that nobody likes to see ‘people swigging from a bottle”. This maybe true in the case where sober people are made to feel envious, because they don’t have a bottle of their own to swig from. Mr. Johnson’s ban will be “ making everyone’s journey more pleasant” by ensuring that all commuters will now be sober, miserable bastards.

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