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Geekazoid!: Suck My Mix

By Chris Lo • Jul 7th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“It’s like Facebook! Except with music! And no SuperPokes! And…okay, it’s not like Facebook…”


Geekazoid!: The Shadow of Flamin’ Chris

By Chris Lo • Jun 30th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“I never thought so before, but I guess my ego is like the Tower of Pisa – huge, insecure and in constant need of reinforcement…”


Tube cleaners strike to get off minimum wage

By Chris Lo • Jun 26th, 2008 • Category: News

700 tube cleaning staff will strike tonight in an attempt to secure higher wages and better working conditions. The strike will start at 6:50 pm tonight and will last 24 hours. There’s also a 48-hour strike scheduled for July 1. They have the support of nine London MPs.



Geekazoid!: Stars ‘n’ Bars

By Chris Lo • Jun 23rd, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“I swear his moustache winked at me. But, granted, that could have been the booze…”


Geekazoid: Dress to Impress

By Chris Lo • Jun 18th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“Remember, the higher the trousers are, the more serious you’ll be. True fact: if you pull your trousers up to your armpits, you’ll probably become Prime Minister…”


Gorillaz + Monkey = Opera

By Chris Lo • Jun 12th, 2008 • Category: News

Like 16th century Chinese literature? Love opera? Adore Damon Albarn? If you answered yes to one or more of the above, you’re in luck. Monkey: Journey To The West, the Oriental opera by Albarn along with director Chen Shi-Zheng and Gorillaz animator Jamie Hewlett, is making its London debut next month.
The opera, adapted from Wu Chen’en’s [...]



Geekazoid!: TV Party

By Chris Lo • Jun 9th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

““What kind of sick world is this?” thought the newly-named geeks, most of whom also had to endure the physical double whammy of face-scarring acne and embarrassingly hairless testicles…”


Boris Moronicus

By Chris Lo • Jun 5th, 2008 • Category: News

Boris Johnson, the elected official responsible for leading the fight against knife crime and gang-related murders in London, recently stated that teaching Latin in schools could have a major impact on youth violence. Oh, and ancient Greek too.
In a speech that seems like another example of how breathtakingly out of touch he is with London’s [...]



Geekazoid!: When there’s no more room in Hell…

By Chris Lo • Jun 2nd, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“Shockingly, the British government has failed to channel any of its massive defence budget into precautions against the underestimated threat of a zombie apocalypse. Not even a public service broadcast to promote zombie awareness…”


Clarkson? Speeding? No!

By Chris Lo • May 29th, 2008 • Category: News

In a scandal that has shocked the several people who didn’t see it coming, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson is facing calls for his dismissal after boasting of unbelievable speeding on public London roads.
During an interview with a Daily Mail columnist, Mr Clarkson claimed he had reached 186 mph in the Limehouse Link tunnel that [...]