Londoners Magazine You want to hear about Jay-Z? You’ve come to the wrong place, pal. Everyone and his dog tells you about the music at Glastonbury. Georgina Terry is here to recount what happened to her before the music even started.
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“If you wonder who the girl on stage with the pineapple is, it’s me…” |
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“Sorry, fans…” |
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“Just what it is one does when sober in the evening…?” |
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“I’ve done some things I’ve regretted when tipsy, mostly men…” |
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“I’m not mad keen on buses: there’s always a much higher risk of crazies on the bus than the tube…” |
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“Meat has not passed my lips for well over 12 years. Stop sniggering at the back. ….” |
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“When I was eight my folks got rid of the Terry family TV in the hope that it would encourage my sister and I to make our own entertainment. In actuality, we became social outcasts….” |
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“The best revenge is a life well lived….” |
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“After last week’s tirade on why you should go to Glastonbury, here is an absolutely true account of what happened on the first day of Truck festival last year….” |
