Londoners Magazine

Watermelon, although not “organ specific” as ED pills, can relax blood vessels and improve circulation without any drug side effects.

“The squeeze is proof positive the British economy is receding as quickly as Prince William’s hairline…”

It was revealed today that the Government has failed to reduce the level of potentially lethal air pollution. A group of MP’s say the pollution levels in areas of central London exceed EU recommendations by 100 per cent.

“Ladies attending Ascot this year be warned: a strict dress code that outlaws miniskirts and shoulderless tops will be in enforced, with the Queen’s blessing…”

There are more than 7,000 “confirmed guests” for a massive Underground booze-up to mark the last day of legal drinking on the Tube. The party, which has been arranged by various social networking sites like Facebook and Wadja, will start tonight at Liverpool Street station.
Attendees of “London Underground’s Last-Ever Party” are encouraged to dress up [...]