Londoners Magazine
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“Perhaps they would have been happier if Newsround had just announced that Speight had left CBeebies and gone to live on a farm like several of Blue Peter’s cats and dogs…” |
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“A barrage of notes, quotes and scathing criticism is hurtling towards its inevitable end - the dole office. I wouldn’t trade it for all the tea in Tesco. But a party it wasn’t…” |
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“It’s wonderful that you’re here and you’re queer but, quite frankly, I’m tired of hearing this side of the record. Is there a b-side to your life?…” |
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“Because as a Catholic I’m supposed to believe some pretty funky stuff myself. And if you want to get down to it, did Henry the VIII, in founding the Church of England not just pick and mix whatever least affected his personal life?…” |
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“The dance floor is for dancing. It’s not a runaway for Oompa Loompas parading the latest shade of orange around a mountain of handbags. Its not a place for music aficionados to nod appreciatively while remaining rigid…” |
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“The human race is up shit creek…and it would appear they are in no need of a paddle. Chuck them a camera instead and watch them get knee deep in the dirt…providing there’s an offer of celebrity at the end….” |
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“Perhaps she used up all her sass and smarts dramatising the domestic hell she went through during her 14 year “marriage” to Ike in What’s Love Got To Do With It…” |
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“If one more person says that Beth Ditto is a positive role model for young women I’m going to scream. Not a faux scream. A long, anguished wail…” |
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“Arm your audience with a head of cabbage and a bag of rotten tomatoes and actors might think twice about phoning in their performance….” |
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“In 2000 a group of businessmen suggested Operation Tug Boat: a pedestrian fast lane to get people moving faster on Oxford St…” |
