Geekazoid!: Suck My Mix
By Chris Lo • Jul 7th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo
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“It’s like Facebook! Except with music! And no SuperPokes! And…okay, it’s not like Facebook…” |
Londoners Magazine
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“It’s like Facebook! Except with music! And no SuperPokes! And…okay, it’s not like Facebook…” |
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“I never thought so before, but I guess my ego is like the Tower of Pisa – huge, insecure and in constant need of reinforcement…” |
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“I swear his moustache winked at me. But, granted, that could have been the booze…” |
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“Remember, the higher the trousers are, the more serious you’ll be. True fact: if you pull your trousers up to your armpits, you’ll probably become Prime Minister…” |
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““What kind of sick world is this?” thought the newly-named geeks, most of whom also had to endure the physical double whammy of face-scarring acne and embarrassingly hairless testicles…” |
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“Shockingly, the British government has failed to channel any of its massive defence budget into precautions against the underestimated threat of a zombie apocalypse. Not even a public service broadcast to promote zombie awareness…” |
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“I need to release some pressure caused by unhealthy bile build-up. Seriously, I think it might be giving me bowel cancer…” |
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“Just in case any of you aren’t instantly drawn in by the life-affirming prospect of watching four women sit in a café slurping cocktails and discussing their vaginas, this is my recommendation…” |
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“There’s one musician who I love wholly and unreservedly, but still feel like a bit of a geek because of it. Why? Because whenever I tell people about it, they invariably look at me like I’ve just told them I enjoy stamping on hedgehogs…” |
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“If there’s anything more annoying than David Tennant running around grinning like a twat, it’s David Tennant running around, closely followed by Catherine Tate…” |