Chris Lo

Geekazoid!: Suck My Mix

By Chris Lo • Jul 7th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“It’s like Facebook! Except with music! And no SuperPokes! And…okay, it’s not like Facebook…”


Geekazoid!: The Shadow of Flamin’ Chris

By Chris Lo • Jun 30th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“I never thought so before, but I guess my ego is like the Tower of Pisa – huge, insecure and in constant need of reinforcement…”


Geekazoid!: Stars ‘n’ Bars

By Chris Lo • Jun 23rd, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“I swear his moustache winked at me. But, granted, that could have been the booze…”


Geekazoid: Dress to Impress

By Chris Lo • Jun 18th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“Remember, the higher the trousers are, the more serious you’ll be. True fact: if you pull your trousers up to your armpits, you’ll probably become Prime Minister…”


Geekazoid!: TV Party

By Chris Lo • Jun 9th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

““What kind of sick world is this?” thought the newly-named geeks, most of whom also had to endure the physical double whammy of face-scarring acne and embarrassingly hairless testicles…”


Geekazoid!: When there’s no more room in Hell…

By Chris Lo • Jun 2nd, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“Shockingly, the British government has failed to channel any of its massive defence budget into precautions against the underestimated threat of a zombie apocalypse. Not even a public service broadcast to promote zombie awareness…”


Geekazoid!: The Prince Of Prussia

By Chris Lo • May 26th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“I need to release some pressure caused by unhealthy bile build-up. Seriously, I think it might be giving me bowel cancer…”


Geekazoid!: Be Smart, Stay Home

By Chris Lo • May 19th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“Just in case any of you aren’t instantly drawn in by the life-affirming prospect of watching four women sit in a café slurping cocktails and discussing their vaginas, this is my recommendation…”


Geekazoid!: The King is Dead, Long Live The Boss

By Chris Lo • May 12th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“There’s one musician who I love wholly and unreservedly, but still feel like a bit of a geek because of it. Why? Because whenever I tell people about it, they invariably look at me like I’ve just told them I enjoy stamping on hedgehogs…”


Geekazoid!: Adventures in Sci-Fi

By Chris Lo • May 5th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“If there’s anything more annoying than David Tennant running around grinning like a twat, it’s David Tennant running around, closely followed by Catherine Tate…”