Geekazoid!: People, lend me your beards
By Chris Lo • Aug 5th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo
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“Face fuzz that’ll get you noticed, and let everyone know that you’re a fucking caveman and you can grow your pubes wherever you damn well please…” |
Londoners Magazine
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“Face fuzz that’ll get you noticed, and let everyone know that you’re a fucking caveman and you can grow your pubes wherever you damn well please…” |
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“I was cyber bullied last week by some girls I haven’t thought about for over ten years….” |
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“Struggling to remain upright and impersonal on public transport, we drip like condensation and fan our bodies with crumpled up free sheets…” |
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“I remember being a child and thinking that if I blended red and white wine it would make rosé. But the worrying thing is that there are people out there, adults out there, who still think this…” |
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“Our gigs were a riot of shrieks, shots and bum baring from the window of the tour bus…” |
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“With nowhere to get booze, and no where to get birds, those seeking solace in a fat-filled burger better think again….” |
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“Twenty years from now, fake-tanned TV pundits will probably call The Osbournes “seminal” on a list show entitled “100 Greatest Reality Shows Where Nothing Happens”…” |
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“One of my housemates is currently soaking his feet in a bowl of tea…” |
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“WARNING: Full-on comic book bonerfest ahead! Take cover if you have a low tolerance for superhero-related ramblings!” |
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“Alcohol should be a class A drug.” Disclaimer: This is not my opinion…” |