Londoners Magazine

Adopted Londoner and Dirty Pretty Things frontman Carl Barat has confirmed he is going to team up with Mark Ronson on a new project.

It won’t just be fellow miserable commuters you will have to dodge your way past on the tubes at 6pm; but tonight you may find a couple dancing the Tango in front of you.
Between 6-7pm tonight Tangoing couples will take to seven bridges and seven stations to commemorate the July 7 bombings, and as part [...]

Watermelon, although not “organ specific” as ED pills, can relax blood vessels and improve circulation without any drug side effects.

“They fuck you up, your mum and dad.”

As a reaction to the murder of 16-year-old Ben Kinsella this weekend, hundreds of people gathered outside Islington town hall today to protest the growing numbers of knife crimes occurring in London.

After a stella performance at Glastonbury on Saturday night, Jay Z revealed his favourite hobby when in the UK; gambling.
The self-proclaimed “greatest rapper alive” admitted his love for playing in secret gambling dens while staying in London.
Jay-Z told Time Out; “I’m a pretty big, almost professional, gambler. I’m not gonna say any names [...]

“The squeeze is proof positive the British economy is receding as quickly as Prince William’s hairline…”

700 tube cleaning staff will strike tonight in an attempt to secure higher wages and better working conditions. The strike will start at 6:50 pm tonight and will last 24 hours. There’s also a 48-hour strike scheduled for July 1. They have the support of nine London MPs.

Laughter In Odd Places, the rogue putters on of stand-up comedy in unexpected places, have announced a free show at the British Museum on 3 July.

Sir Alan Sugar is one of the UK’s favourite TV personalities, humiliating and crushing the dreams of pretentious, often idiotic, wannabe city boys and girls.