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“3-D has become a legitimate cinematic technique, albeit one that leaves you feeling like a rhino has crapped in your eyes and brain by the end of the movie…” |
Louis CK turns Chris Lo into Chris LOL
In an almost unprecedented example of something London doesn’t need but is bloody well getting anyway, a new London free paper is due to launch in the capital on February 1 next year. The London Weekly will apparently be distributed at train, Tube and bus stations on Fridays and Saturdays.
But don’t worry, the London Weekly is [...]
Do you hate having to leave the heated sanctuary of your home to experience London’s most famous landmarks? Good news, troglodytes! Google has swept down from on high to save us all from the tyranny of outdoor activities.
As of yesterday, web surfers will be able to run amok amidst the world’s largest collection of living plants [...]
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“It’s a minefield. Except the mines are crammed with mockery and the shrapnel’s made out of red hot shards of humiliation…” |
Track Pack is back. We’ve had our ears to the ground all summer and have picked our favourite summer tunes for your listening pleasure.
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“I would recommend Blankets to anyone with a heart, half a brain and functioning tear ducts…” |
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“Sport just highlights our tragic physical inadequacies. It’s our latent mal-coordination forced up on to a stage to stand shivering, like a naked orphan, under the spotlight…” |
London Ears goes snuffling through the internet undergrowth to unearth some choice musical truffles.
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“A perfectly serviceable movie, there’s no denying it, with plenty of funny moments. But, at its heart, it’s a 15 year-old boy’s revenge/wank fantasy committed to celluloid…” |