Sound of the Muntergroud
By Caomhan Keane • Jul 19th, 2009 • Category: Blogs, Caomhan Keane
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“Let us not forget that she ain’t nothing more than an all singing, all dancing slab of meat culled from the cattle call that is reality television.” |
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Caomhan Keane hearts Michael Jackson
By Caomhan Keane • Jun 28th, 2009 • Category: Blogs, Caomhan Keane
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, and I’m usually the first with my arse out for a shot. But there’s something about the death of Wacko that catches in my throat.” |
Karma-Kazie Commuters
By Caomhan Keane • Nov 11th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Caomhan Keane
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“Kamikaze commuters fling themselves at carriage doors…” |
Caomhan hates Chavvy Jordan
By Caomhan Keane • Aug 22nd, 2008 • Category: Caomhan Keane
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“From the size of her lovers appendages to her abortions to her miscarriages to her surgeries to her rivals, on and on and on the stories come, making her look like some kind of pornographic Walter Mitty…” |
Caomhan’s sick of summer
By Caomhan Keane • Aug 1st, 2008 • Category: Caomhan Keane
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“Struggling to remain upright and impersonal on public transport, we drip like condensation and fan our bodies with crumpled up free sheets…” |
Caomhan is pissed with the Big Ignorant Fucker From Offaly
By Caomhan Keane • Jul 28th, 2008 • Category: Caomhan Keane
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“With nowhere to get booze, and no where to get birds, those seeking solace in a fat-filled burger better think again….” |
Caomhans’s pissed with butterballs
By Caomhan Keane • Jul 11th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Caomhan Keane
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“Twelve years on from when things were supposed to get better, they haven’t, and Cameron believes it comes from all this pissing about with political correctness.” |
Caomhan is pissed at overprotective parents
By Caomhan Keane • Jul 7th, 2008 • Category: Caomhan Keane
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“Perhaps they would have been happier if Newsround had just announced that Speight had left CBeebies and gone to live on a farm like several of Blue Peter’s cats and dogs…” |
Caomhan’s pissed… At himself!
By Caomhan Keane • Jun 25th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Caomhan Keane
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“A barrage of notes, quotes and scathing criticism is hurtling towards its inevitable end – the dole office. I wouldn’t trade it for all the tea in Tesco. But a party it wasn’t…” |
Keane’s Korner
By Caomhan Keane • Jun 18th, 2008 • Category: Caomhan Keane
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“It’s wonderful that you’re here and you’re queer but, quite frankly, I’m tired of hearing this side of the record. Is there a b-side to your life?…” |