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“In the very near future one of us was going to blurt out that scary, four-lettered word. This was about to become a serious relationship. Lockdown was imminent…” |
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“I’ve been through numerous break-ups myself and I’ve realised one thing: the best thing to do when things end is to preserve as much of your dignity as possible…” |
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“I’ve always had a short attention span. When I do start to see someone, I’m not the first to bring up the icky issue of commitment…” |
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“I was raised Catholic and was taught God has neurotic sex issues. He would smite me for having premarital sex…” |
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“Bite me, scratch me,scar me, but never, ever pee on me…” |
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“He invited me to his flat nearby. To my surprise I accepted. I never go home with strange men…” |
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“I haven’t gotten any for eight months, two days and 20ish hours, but hey, who’s counting-right?…” |
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“As the relationship blogger there are certain dangers that come with the territory. Embarrassing the shit out of myself is a given, but others can also be caught in the mortifying crossfire of my confessions…” |
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“I need a man to clean my pipes…” |
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“I couldn’t tell you how many mornings I’ve laid in bed horrified by what a complete and utter ass I’ve made out of myself the night before. Each time, I promise myself not to make the same mistake again…” |