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“When I got to the aisle in Tesco the only wines I recognised were Moet, prosecco, Cava, Asti and Lambrini. I am a girl who likes to have fun, but even I spit at those who enjoy Lambrini. …” |
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“It has now been two months since Boris Jonson banned drinking alcohol on the Underground. My question now, is anyone missing it?…” |
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“I remember being a child and thinking that if I blended red and white wine it would make rosé. But the worrying thing is that there are people out there, adults out there, who still think this…” |
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“Alcohol should be a class A drug.” Disclaimer: This is not my opinion…” |
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“I always knew that my parents could tell if I was drunk because I could hear my mum creep into my room and check my pulse to make sure that I was still breathing…” |
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“This week, let red wines take centre stage, with an easy guide to what all the labels mean…” |
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“Australian or Chilean wines (the ‘New World’) are my favourite, but a lot of people still like the tradition of ‘Old World’….” |
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“Herein lies a little guide to wine. Cut it out and take it to the supermarket with you or buy something different than the house in the pub…” |
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“It is not a nice day when the plumber has to unblock the toilets only to find that in desperation of a lack of loo roll, some guy has used his own socks to clean himself and flushed it down the toilet…” |
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“Before I know it, one of the members of the group is passed out, unresponsive and unconscious in the men’s toilets…” |