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Londoners on the set of Killer Bitch

By Rick Senley • Sep 19th, 2009 • Category: Features

A tattooed hooligan slouches in a wheelchair, shirtless, his blue and green arms bright against the doughy paleness of his English skin, Chelsea and England drawings on his chest, his stomach, shoulders.
Menacingly he points a gun at a terrified woman on a bed, her blouse lying on the floor, her blonde hair tousled, her eyes [...]

Caomhan hates Chavvy Jordan

By Caomhan Keane • Aug 22nd, 2008 • Category: Caomhan Keane

“From the size of her lovers appendages to her abortions to her miscarriages to her surgeries to her rivals, on and on and on the stories come, making her look like some kind of pornographic Walter Mitty…”

Geekazoid!: Reality – What’s The Point?

By Chris Lo • Jul 28th, 2008 • Category: Blogs, Chris Lo

“Twenty years from now, fake-tanned TV pundits will probably call The Osbournes “seminal” on a list show entitled “100 Greatest Reality Shows Where Nothing Happens”…”